- Q: Why was the math book sad?
- It was full of problems!
- Q: Why did the student bring a ladder to the school?
- He wanted to go to high school.
- Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses indoors?
- Her students were so bright!
- Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall
- Q: What has to be broken before you use it?
- A: An egg
- Q: A girl fell off a 20-foot ladder. She wasn't hurt. How?
- A: She fell off the bottom step.
- Q: Why does Python live on land?
- A: Because it is above C level.
- What do clouds wear under their shorts?
links I came across
dad_jokes.txt · Last modified: 2023/05/28 14:45 by raju