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  • Q: Why was the math book sad?
    • It was full of problems!
  • Q: Why did the student bring a ladder to the school?
    • He wanted to go to high school.
  • Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses indoors?
    • Her students were so bright!
  • Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall
    • Dam
  • Q: What has to be broken before you use it?
    • A: An egg
  • Q: A girl fell off a 20-foot ladder. She wasn't hurt. How?
    • A: She fell off the bottom step.
  • Q: Why does Python live on land?
    • A: Because it is above C level.
  • What do clouds wear under their shorts?
    • Thunderpants
dad_jokes.txt · Last modified: 2023/05/28 14:45 by raju